Now that the twins have reached the grand old age of 22, life is less fun for me. It is far harder to get a rise out of them, for example, see this Whatsapp conversation between myself and Perran concerning his next dance performance.
16/02/2017, 21:32 - clarehobba: Looking forward to your dance show. Have booked Saturday matinee. That leaves us free to come to the after-show party with you.
16/02/2017, 21:42 - clarehobba: Looking forward to that after-show party. What shall I wear ?
16/02/2017, 21:44 - clarehobba: Nigel looking forward to dancing at after party. Am ironing his white jeans.
16/02/2017, 22:57 - clarehobba: What will you wear, Perran? Perhaps we could match.
Finally, in the wee small hours, a response.
17/02/2017, 01:30 - Peb: Only mesh garments allowed at the afterparty
17/02/2017, 01:30 - Peb: Any non-mesh garments will be burnt
On the bright side, that very possibly constitutes an invitation.