You know it’s a horror story when somebody is murdered brutally in the prime of life.
You know it’s a really hard-core horror story when the murderer eats the corpse afterwards.
Or were they even dead before the killer began to devour them? We’re not sure.
And what if it happens twice in the same location?
If this was The Bridge it would take me ten hours to tell this story, but since Saga Noren turned down the case I’ll have to see what I can do in 300 words.
The first incident took place two weeks ago. I was weeding the pot plants under the bird-feeder. Nigel and Perran were sitting on the other side of the garden.
“Look Clare. That little robin’s watching you.”
Then suddenly, almost next to my head, a whoosh and a squawk. Nigel and Perran both chorused “Sh*t!”.
Out of nowhere, a sparrowhawk had swooped on the robin, thus using the bird-feeder in a manner we never intended. Although, as Nigel pointed out afterwards, it had at least fed a bird.
The second incident occurred at the front of the house. An entirely charming pair of pink-beige collared doves had built a nest in the cotoneaster, forcing their way in amongst the thick growth with twigs in their delicate beaks.
I enjoyed their soft cooing and I kept watch as they laid their eggs and began to sit on them.
It was Nigel who saw the black and white cat running away and found the wrecked nest. I haven’t been able to make myself look.
And this time, no wildlife benefited.
The real horror story is that studies have shown that on average each cat kills thirty-two wild birds and mammals each year.
So when your beloved moggy passes on, please consider not replacing it. Wildlife is under enough pressure.