The terrifying journey of the three wise men

From Mapshelfshire

 Carenza has arrived back from uni, but my term continues.  Left in the house on her own to put up the Christmas decorations, she appears to have got bored and texts began arriving on my phone.
"The terrifying journey of the three wise men:"

to the Bead Mines of Masterbedroomia

to the burning embers of Sittingroom 

to the frozen Jarstack of Fridge

to the seal colony of Mantelpiece

through the jungles of Windowsill

to the Herb Corridor of Death

Will those Wise Men EVER get there?