I have never before asked myself whether pigeons might like the Art Nouveau designs of Charles Rennie Mackintosh.
But I am about to find out.
In our garden, we have a cluster of bird feeders. They attract every kind of finch and titmouse.
Woodpigeons lumber beneath, hoovering up dropped seeds.
However, five times now, we have discovered the complete, yet ghostly, outline of a pigeon in flight on our patio door.
When they hit glass hard, fine dust flies out of their feathers and makes a print.
But why are they zooming into our patio door?
There’s no window on the other side to trick them into thinking there’s a through-route.
Fact is, we’ve made our garden such a great place for sparrows that we’ve also attracted a sparrowhawk, skimming stealthily along the hedge, scaring the grit out of our little birds.
I’m guessing it’s blind panic that stops the pigeons from spotting our door.
So how to warn them off?
At the weekend, we visited 78 Derngate, a house designed by Charles Rennie Mackintosh. I oohed at the luminous stained glass, aaahed at the detailing in the woodwork.
But the best thing of all was in the gift shop – window decals.
“Do you think the pigeons will appreciate Art Nouveau?”